21.10.2012

I began in the Area 51 Rescue mission in Perfect Dark (from 2:14 – 3:33 in the video).

I was located on the top level in the area between the elevator and the exit at the bottom of the “U” shape of the room (3:19 video).  I was being attacked by enemies to my left and right.  I was using 2 x DD44 Dostoveis from the game Goldeneye.

I shot all the guys in the room and ran over to the wall that was supposed to put an explosive in front of (3:23 video).   I walked up to it and an explosion went off that destroyed the wall.  I backed off trying to avoid damage from the blast.  Two enemies emerged from the hole in the wall (3:33 video).  I killed them both and ran over to the hole to kill a third on the other side.  I heard the elevator behind me and ran to it to kill two more enemies that tried to sneak up behind me.  I ran back towards the hole and another couples of guys jumped through to attack me.  I fired a few times with my DD44’s and realized I had about 2 or 3 shots left.  Just like in the video game, I could see a green side bar to my left side to see my ammo count.  I threw down my DD’s and whipped out my dragon.

I killed the two guys and ran through the hole in the wall.

Once I passed through the hole I was in a new area unlike the video game.  I now had a crossbow that was set to instant kill, like in Perfect Dark.

There was a wall to my left with a counter straight in front of me and entrance to that room to the right of the counter.  I saw 3 people behind the counter.  A man dressed in all yellow comes out of the entrance to enter the room I am in.  I started shooting arrows at him instantly.  The arrows appear to pass right through him, but somehow I knew he was so fast he could dodge them undetectable to the human eye, and I knew his name was Trent.  He reached his hand out to me and started explaining something to me.  I hardly listened because I again somehow knew I needed to kill everyone in the next room who wasn't worthy.  While he continued to speak I shot a woman behind the counter straight in the face.  Once I fired he stopped talking.  He gave me a look as if, ‘yes that is what I wanted.  You understand.’  I killed the rest of the people behind the counter and entered the room.  I shot someone to the far left and then to the far right.  Standing right in front of me, there were two identical, female, beautiful twins.  Because they were identical I knew only one could live. 

I said to them, “One of you must die.”  When I saw the look in their eyes I realized this is a dream.  I don’t need to do this.  I can take advantage of this situation.  This entire thought process was almost instantaneous   I quickly asked, “Do you [referring them both] want to live?”  Although, I had no intention of killing either of them now.  “Will you [both of you] give me a blow job?”  They both seemed pleased to agree.  The first chick starts to immediately get on her knees.  I say, “No, not here.  Let’s go in that room to be alone.”  I started to lead both the chicks to the room right in front of us.  As we are walking forward I start to wake up and I fight it.  All three of us enter an empty room with a carpet floor.  Although I had threatened their lives bother chicks still seem enthused about this.  The first chick and I are about to kiss when I notice something in her mouth.  I asked her, “Do you have a tongue ring?”  She responds, “Yes!”  Then she proceeds to show me her typical tongue ring along with an odd piercing in the top of her gums.  She has a ring that pierces between her gums and the rings lays over her teeth.  I think to myself this should be interesting.  Then I wake up…

27.08.2012

It began with a trip to Brasil to visit a friend.  I was at her parents’ house and it was a big party for a giant lunch for everyone: friends, family, etc…  We were in the backyard and this guy saw that I had some metal nunchakus.  He had a pair as well.  He said I must fight him.  We were about to start fighting when another big guy with metal claws.  One hand looked similar to Wolverine with 3 claws attached on top and the other had 5 claws attached to each finger similar to Sabretooth.  (The finger claws don’t look that fancy as the picture, just slick with no notches or designs.) 

I backed off and tried to keep my distance because I did not wanna be killed.  Everyone seemed to agree that 2 vs. 1 was not fair.  I can't remember exactly how it happened.  But I tried to eventually get in close and hold his arms down.  I believe I tackled him and had my legs wrapped around his arms to keep them down.  I think they bashed his head but I don’t remember any blood.  They said, He is dead.  I was not sure so I wrapped my legs around his leg and turned really fast until I heard his neck bone break.  Then I was sure he was dead, kinda like Sonya did to Kano in Mortal Kombat.  I did not use the same takedown method.

Next thing I know we are all inside eating this huge feast.  I’m digging into this huge cauldron pulls out these giant balls of cheese.

I’m not really sure what I was eating it looked similar to cheese grits but it balled up and stuck together.  It was not runny like cheese grits, but it was the same colors with some browner parts when the cheese burns a bit.

It was delicious!  I could not stop eating it.  But in the back of my mind I was thinking… I wonder if this is paleo.

The next thing I know it is night time.  The Gomez family is there along with my family.  Julie is in the kitchen helping make caipirinhas. 

For some reason I have a lime and I’m sucking on it.  Then Julie sees me and makes an “ughhh” noise.  She grabs it from me and put it in a drink.  I question her decision and she says, don’t worry it will be your drink.  I’m looking at the caipirinhas excited to get one.  They are all in varying sized cups.  We all line up to get our drinks and everyone gets a caipirinha except for me.  I’m sad, but thinking to myself, well, I guess it’s my fault since I rarely drink.  So everyone must have assumed I wasn’t drinking.

Everyone is sitting down eating now and a maid brings around a basket with all kinds of food.  By the time it gets to me the thing I wanted is gone.  She says she is going back to get more.  I don’t wanna wait so I try and find her.  I find her in one of the bedrooms and I grab a bagel sandwich with a fried egg in the middle and guacamole.  I’m super excited and I make a comment about the guacamole.  She asks, “You like the one with guacamole?”  I explain to her, “I LOVE guacamole!”

The next thing I know everyone is showering.  I’m trying to find one but they are all taken.  It seems I’m always the last one out.  I find one that’s just like a warm up shower for the real one.  It is just outside of a bathroom where someone is currently showering.  There is a television hung up on the ceiling and behind it is the shower head.  I start to take my warm up shower there and notice there is a waterproof ipod player on the ground.  I look at it and think man, these people are rich.  And I really want one of these!

30.06.2012

I was out in the country and I stumbled upon a big tree next to someone’s house.  It looked old with a giant hole in the middle of it at the base like some sort of animal might live there.  I found scrambled eggs all over the tree.  Rather than being all chopped up, there were in thin circular sheets.  The eggs were shaped like giant pancakes draped all over the tree like Salvador Dali’s melting clock from his famous piece.

I ate some and it was the most delicious egg I had ever eaten.  I said out loud, “This is unpasteurized milk.  It is amazing.”  I thought to myself my mom was wrong all these years.  [Somehow in this dream I knew there was milk in the eggs, or it was just my dream logic.  Which mean it does not make any sense.]  I was with a bunch of people from the gym, but the only one I can recall was Charlie G.  He grabbed something sticky and it looked to be a human eyeball.  When he picked it up it was dripping and oozing juices.  The further he pulled it from the tree it appeared to just continue to stretch like cheese on a hot pizza.  We then thought maybe someone was murdered here and hidden.  We looked around and found a human arm.  When someone picked it up it started melting in their hands.

We all split up and ran off looking for something.  Imagine fields of corn that are so high you feel you are trapped in a maze of maize.  This is where we all ran into.  At this point I left my body and saw myself running in 3^rd person. 

The next thing I remember I am in a bathroom.  I’m laying down on a shelf up high.  To my back there is a wall, my feet are pointing towards a shower, and my head is pointing to what I believe to be a locker room.  I have a blanket covering most of my body.  My head is poking out and my eyes are trying to see the two guys talking.  The bathroom is lite with a dark, dull, blueish tint, but I am still able to make out that these are two dark, ripped, black guys that look like they could destroy you if they wanted.  They reminded me of how Wesley Snipes looked in Blade.

It was difficult to hear what they are talking about because it sounds as if the shower is running next to me.  I have no idea their intention, but their body language leads me to believe it is a secretive conversation.  This leaves a uneasy feeling inside me.  I am trying to make it look as if I am sleeping by squinting my eyes and covering up most of my body.  I felt like I would be safe if they believe I was asleep.  I gathered nothing and eventually fell asleep.

I awoke 7 years in the future.  [I have not been playing Ocarina of Time, but maybe I should be.]  I find myself at a playground sitting on top of the monkey bars.  My cousins April, Kristen, and Aunt Kim are all there.  My aunt reminds me about the blonde girl we all thought would be beautiful when she grew up.  My aunt said to me, look now you are both older (because we are 7 years in the future, but while my age felt static it seemed everyone else had grown up around me).  I look over at her.  She had long golden blonde wavy hair.  I’m even a fan of blondes but it looked stunning.  As she passed by she threw her hair over one shoulder and I got a glimpse of her dace.  She had a very attractive face.  Once I looked down at her cut off blue jeans shorts, I noticed she was too skinny.  I was instantly un-interested and quickly distracted when I saw my dog!  She was a medium sized dog.  Her coat was white with auburn colors mixed in (reminded me of my grandparents on my father's side old carpet).  It was also very curly (like my family's old dog Raisin).  Although, I called her Roxie (my family's current dog).

But I knew that was not her name.  But I had no memory of ever knowing this dog’s name.  None the less, we were ecstatic to see each other.  Out of nowhere, I somehow obtained a weed omelet.  It was like a weed brownie but an omelet instead.  I decided to feed it to my dog for some insane reason.

28.05.11

I was with someone.  I can’t remember who other than them being male.  We were on the 3^rd floor of a building.  We were up on the ceiling somehow.  He jumped first.  He landed on the ground on his back trying to break a huge hole through the floor.  It was an old building so it made sense.  He left a huge crater like something you see from Dragonball Z when someone gets slammed into the ground.

(The crater was not as smooth as the picture, but the best example I could I find, without too much effort.)

I remember being in the corner of the ceiling where it intersects the wall.  Maybe I had braced myself between the two to stay suspended.  I’m not sure but it was my turn to jump.  I let go and landed on my back smashes through the floor and continuing through the second floor.  I landed on the first floor.  My buddy looks down through the hole at me in amazement.  “Whoah!!!”  he exclaims.  I looked around and realize…. Oh, crap!  That is the door to the Oval Office right there.  He jumps down to me and I tell him and we start to run.

The next thing I remember I am on this brick building looking for the entrance to a home.  I’m not sure who’s home it is but that’s where I am supposed to be staying for the night.  This is a giant rectangular tower and there is a piece cut out of the middle and that’s where I am standing.

(The arrows represent the directions which I traveled.)  Imagine this tower much taller and this just being a small section of it.  I am extremely high but I have no fear.  I walk the ledge of one side (black arrow, then blue) I see nothing except for a small ridge on the side of the building.  It was just like the “ultimate cliff hanger” from Ninja Warrior.

(Watch from 4:05) Instead of having the insane design that the course has it was just a straight ledge to hold on to the whole way.  Without any fear I grab on and start climbing around the side of the building.  There is nothing to hold me up, nothing for my feet to grip on to other than the flat wall in front of me.  If I fall there is no chance of survival.  I would die.  I continue around the first corner of the rectangle.  I make it about midway and realize there is nothing here.  I decide to turn around.  I’m not worried because I am not the slightest bit tired.  For some reason my strength feels unlimited.  I make it back to the center and instead of going to the left, I go to the right (from my perspective in the dream) (green arrow).  But there is now a ledge to walk on but above there is a tiny ledge and I see a baby hippo on it.  It is smaller than the fingernail on my thumb.  I continue further to down this path.  I find a mother hippo, she can fit in the palm of my hand.  I give her the baby hippo thinking it is hers.  Then I give the mother $20.  I owe this money to Lizzy and Laura.  But for some unknown insane reason I just gave a hippo money.  I come back to the entrance and Lizzy and Laura had climbed up from below somehow.  All of sudden it doesn’t seem to be as high in the sky as it was before.  Lizzy and Laura tell I went the wrong way.  They explain to me I should have gone this way (black arrow) then to the right.  I tell Lizzy about the money.  She tells me I need to get it back.  

I go back to where I found the hippos.  It’s now late and getting dark.  I find the baby hippo on the corner of this long flat strip slightly above me.  I climb up and see it just sitting near the edge.  It seemed to be happy to see me.  I could not find his mother.  I beginning to think that it was not his mother and simply a con artist.  (Yes, I was thinking the hippo had conned me.)  So I look around and see all kinds of animals along this strip.  But they are all proportional in size to the hippos.  So naturally they are all tiny.  I am scanning over them like they are lego pieces.  None of them are moving.  They are frozen.  I was thinking two things… maybe they are so small it’s like when you see smoke from far away it looks like it’s not moving but it actually is, or maybe they are toys that come to life and they don’t want me to know they are living.  I find a frog and it is smallest living thing I have ever seen.  I get really close with my eye because it’s so small.  It doesn’t move at all and appears to be made of plastic.  Then I find some big cats.  I can’t remember which ones.  It might have been a cheetah, lion, and jaguar.  They are circled up butt to butt facing outward as if something is surrounding them.  They I see some dinosaurs coming towards them.  None of these “toys” are moving but it looks like something from a movie.  They were all about to strike and someone just hit the pause button.  I scan my eyes across back to the baby hippo.  He is still jumping around in excitement.  Then I look back to the cats and all the animals and dinosaurs are all gone.  I feel like I’m losing my mind.  I go back to the beginning and go where Lizzy told me to go.  I turn around the corner and see and opening in the bricks.  A friend greets me and says, “There you are.”  I come inside and it’s a just like a normal house inside this hole in the wall.

The next thing I remember is I am at Bayou City CrossFit stretching and I kept checking to make sure my pants were covering the areas they are supposed to.  Then Jovi looks at me and says, “I can see your balls.”  I then get really paranoid.  Trying to see how it’s possible.  She laughs.  I begin to believe she was just messing with me, because there is no way they are exposed.

11.04.12

I can remember being in the middle of a mall.  I was gliding about somehow.  I know this because I wasn’t walking anywhere I was smoothly flowing.  I think I was on my feet the whole time but sliding around like Gumby.

I realized this cause at some point I exit the mall and said to myself, I haven’t been walking all day and now I am.  I said this as I came out of me sliding on two feet.  It was like what you do when you have socks on a wood floor except with shoes on, on concrete. 

Now all of sudden I am with my friend named Edwin.  I have co-worker named Edwin, but this guy neither looks like him nor acts like him in anyway.  We are best friends though.  He appears to be Hispanic and tries to act smooth all rico suave style.  His hair is geled down in the front and looks pretty stupid in my opinion but he thinks he is the man.  We walk into a club.  The dance floor is to the left and bar right in front of us about 10 meters from the entrance.  Edwin goes to order some drinks.  The bar is very crowded and he squeezes his way to the front.  These two short (about 5’5”) ghetto Mexican guys come up from behind us and try to order but Edwin blocks them off.  I don’t know if it is on intentional or on accidental.  I think Edwin just really wanted to get his drinks first.  Then I over hear one of them say, dude we are going to get our big friend.  They run out of the club to go get their “big friend.”  I tell Edwin we gotta get out of here or at least move to the dance floor cause they are pissed at us.  I tell him it’s 3 vs 2 dude!  Edwin is just like whatever, you aren’t gonna stay with me?  Then I’m not your best friend.  Then he grabs the two guys on either side of him and says we are best friends now.  And they all smile and laugh.  I really had a bad feeling about this.  So I go over to the start of the dance floor about 15 meters away from Edwin.  The two Mexican guys come back with the Mexican version of Choi Hong-man (dude on the right). 

Now Choi Hong-man is 7’2” but this guy is no 7 feet tall.  I lived in a dorm with a 7 foot tall basketball player.  This guy is closer to 8 feet tall.  I swear we could all hear his footsteps.  Edwin and his two new best friends turn around.  The giant throws an uppercut with perfect form straight into the stomach of the guy to the left of Edwin.  He instantly collapses to the ground.  The giant then moves his way towards the dance floor.  Of course Edwin plays it all cool like he knew he would be fine.  Everyone clearly was scared of this guy.  I didn’t want to act scared (even though I was) so I stood my ground.  I started dancing to the music like he was just a normal person.  I kept thinking in my head I look too mechanical he is going to notice something is up.  Maybe his friends will tell him I was at the bar earlier or he will figure it out.  He comes over to me and asks me something.  I don’t remember the question.  All I can remember is I didn’t answer.  I continued to dance but while trying to keep the position of my feet in a solid muay thai stance.

 I was light on my lead left leg ready to unload a death kick straight to the nuts if he tried anything.  My hands were not position effectively to protect me because they were distracting him so he would think I am dancing.  But I had my eyes lined up on my target... when I noticed… He was wearing a strap on!  But instead of a dildo it was a microphone!?!?  He started me down waiting for an answer to his question then chuckled and left.  I was relieved to say the least.

I ventured out on the dance floor and as I got further from the bar people were sitting down listening to the live music being played.  I saw Margeaux.  I sat down with her then out of nowhere, what I thought was Spencer crawled out of the darkness to surprise me.  He looked just like Spencer when he was younger but it was actually Winslow.  I made some comment to Margeaux about it then left.  I was going to find Edwin and leave.  As I tried left a guy grabbed me and said something along the lines of let’s go back.  At certain point I realized this guy was gay and he thought I was as well.  I thought maybe cause I had my hair up like I normally do for work.  So I turned him around and then found Margeaux again said, “This is my girlfriend.”  She kinda looked at me in disgust at first, and I gave her the signal like, hey save me here!  This dude is gay and he is trying to pick me up.  I grabbed Margeaux’s arm and he let go of me.  I kept thinking to myself please don’t ask me to kiss her because I can’t do that to Frans.  It would feel so wrong.  Then Margeaux said, “Let’s dance,” to get him off my trail.  We started dancing and she kept laughing because I kept tripping over my own feet.  Not only was I horrible, but she was leading as well.  Then all of sudden they started to play the Celine Dion Titantic song “My Heart Will Go On.”

Margeaux got so happy and start dancing very sexually.  She took both hands and started rubbing my chest.  I think she did it underneath my shirt, I can’t remember.  I just kept thinking to myself, what the hell am I supposed to do?  She was completely zoned out just singing the song and dancing with me.  I thought to myself do I do the same thing?  Then quickly realized I can’t do that!  She had boobs.  So I just kinda rubbed her side and her back.  It was quite strange since I know she has a boyfriend.

31.03.2012

It began by Julian convincing my brother, (I think) Ben, and myself to not wrap a house, but a BUILDING instead.  It reminded me of the scene from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia when they wrapped the building below:

After we finished we ran off because we didn’t have a car to escape with.  After running for a while we turned a corner in front of a house far enough away.  Everyone began conversing about something I can’t remember in front of the drive on the side part of the house.  While the others were talking I was feeling slightly paranoid and thought I heard something around the corner in the front of the house.  I jogged to the corner and saw a black limousine pull up in front of the house.  I knew exactly what it was.  It was the “Special Forces” coming to kill us.  I knew that’s who it was because it reminded me of the vehicles from GTA San Andreas.  Somehow I had the knowledge that the government had been tracking us all this time with GPS and waiting for us to strike again.  They started to get out of the car and I immediately ran back towards the guys shouting “They are after us!”  Once I turned around those two of them were already on the other side of us and my friends were already running the other way.  But it almost seemed as if they were robotic people and were programmed to set up and aim their assault rifles at the back door if someone were to escape.  It was almost as if they thought we were supposed to be in the house.  So even though we were sprinting away those two completely ignored us.  Once they pulled out their rifles, something similar to an M4, I snatched one from the closest guy. 

I shot he and his partner and took off sprinting.  Somehow I was able to put the rifle away like in an old school fps.  The gun just kinda absorbed into my body.  The others who came out of the limo I initially saw ran around the corner and start firing at us.  I zig-zagged back and forth and told my friends to do the same to make it difficult to hit us.  We were able to make up some ground since they had posted up to fire at us.

We continued to run and the next thing I know we are in a building.  It kind reminded me a school with a large hallway.  The hallway spiraled upward, but rather than stairs, the entire hallway was just an inclined plane.  I am leading my group in the front of the pack.  At one point we get around one corner and there is kind of an opening with many doors.  The agents sprint out and surround everyone but me really fast.  I turn around and I see them all point their guns and their leader says give up and, all my friends stop and raise their arms.  All the agents then drop their guns.  It was almost like an unspoken truce… we got you and you have surrendered so we won’t kill you.  We were outnumbered anyways so fighting would be next to impossible.  They closed in on my friends to arrest them, but little did they know I still had the M4 with me.  I pulled the gun out my pocket (I guess, however you do it in Goldeneye).  I pointed it at their backs and said, “Bang bang!”  They all turned around and for a split second it was like another unspoken truce… ok, you got us, now I got you.  I won’t kill you, but we are going to take off running again.  So, my friends started sprinting away.  The agents grabbed their guns and continued to pursue us.

The next thing I remember we are in Julian’s house, which looks nothing like his actual house.  We were looking for his dumpster for their trash. 

In this reality there are no garbage men.  Rather than having someone pick up your trash you put it into their mini dumpsters.  It looked just like the full size ones but the entire thing was made of metal and it was about ½ the size.  They were just the right size for one person to get into comfortably.  To dispose of your trash, you launched your garbage into the atmosphere with a giant catapult / trebuchet like device.

I believe the idea was you laugh it high enough and it just burns up into the atmosphere.  So we thought this was a good place to escape because we knew trash was the only thing the government did not track.  Everyone got into separate dumpsters; at least, that’s what I believe happened.  I was the first to get in and launch myself.  Our theory was we would be so much heavier than trash we would not reach an altitude high enough to be incinerated.  Why weren’t we afraid of the fall?  I have no idea.  I remember flying through the air, but I have no memory of the landing.

The next thing I know is I escaped and I am in Austin, TX in a pool, at a resort/theme park.  The pool area was gated off and surrounded by trees.  It was amazing.  It almost felt like I was swimming in a clean pond in the middle of the forest.  I could see what appeared by a giant water slide over the height of some of the trees.  And there she was again.  She was in the pool with me.  We were flirting back and forth.  The conversations I can’t remember.  At some pointed she asked me about my age confused about how old she thought I was.  She said something along the lines that she thought I was older but heard from someone else I was younger than she though.  I was would answer her and just told her, let’s keep it a mystery.  This seemed to make her more curious and anxious to figure it out.  She was swimming all around frantically thinking of what it could be and begging me to tell.  But, I never did.

09.03.2012

The first thing I can remember is being in my apartment.  My brother is sitting on the couch and I am coming from the balcony area.  I knew something was wrong with my heart and somehow discovered I needed to have it replaced.  I remember praying and having felt the knowledge that I should trust in God and I would survive.  God, although I never saw him, was able to remove my heart while I was still awake standing in the middle of my living room.  I hardly felt anything but at a certain point knew my heart was removed.  I checked for a pulse and could still feel it, but it felt different than normal.  Somehow blood was being pumped through my body.  I now have a new heart in my hands. 

I don’t have the slightly clue how I got it, but I knew it was supposed to replace my old one.  I went into the kitchen and turned on the water to wash off any lent, hair, dirt, etc that might have stuck to it.  I then leaned over the sink and prayed, while holding the heart in my hands against my bare chest, for this operation to work.  I remained in that position for a moment and all of a sudden I felt the heart in hands leave my hands and pass through my chest to attach itself perfectly inside my body.  I knew this was an act of God and I was grateful.

The next thing I can remember I was going to take a shower and then my cousin April comes in and complains that she wanted to use the shower.  Then I woke up.

01.03.2012

I can’t remember why or what exactly I was doing, but I was going door to door to different houses.  I might have been trying to sell something or possibly looking for donation, I can’t recall.  I had visited at least one house before I came upon the house.  This house looked old, run down, and there were stairs leading to entrance of the house.  I walked up to the house but before I could get up the stairs the man opened the squeaky screen door. 

Somehow I could either see through the house or was just mentally given the image of the inside of it.  The image I saw was his wife inside lying down on the bed of a small room.  This appeared to be the only room at first glance but there was a ladder down to the basement which was actually ground level since the entrance to the front of the house was on the second floor.  There first floor was quite big and looked much nicer.  It was as if they were trying to hide their wealth.  The man angrily asked me what I was doing here.  I could not see his face, only his legs.  The top of his straw roof covered him.  He had a strong redneck accent and spoke with poor grammar.  The conversation was a blur that I cannot remember.  I immediately determined he did not want me around.  Once the conversation ended I got a glimpse of what he had been holding and pointing at me the entire time.  A gun!  A single barreled old looking shotgun.

I was glad I was not forceful or tried to do anything stupid.  Once I started walking away I noticed that a bunch of cop cars all pulled up in front of this man’s house.  In the mind I told myself, there is gonna be a shoot out.  I need to run!  The cops pulled up really quickly and parked as fast and possible.  All of them got out of their cars are quickly as possible with guns drawn.  They surrounded his house demanding the man come outside.  I was running as fast I could for cover.  There were innocent bi-standards all around and they started to realize the situation and started to walk away.  None of them were in a hurry like I was until after shots were fired.  The man was the first to fire.  Now everyone is running and screaming like something from a movie.  I am still running as fast as I can to find cover.  Finally I get behind a large wall.  I wasn’t sure what it was made of.  It was one solid white color with no breaks in it.  It reminded me of the blocks that make walls in Mario games, except one solid piece.  I sat down behind the wall.  I remember seeing TJ running away also.  He kept running towards the maze area in front of me.  In front of me there were larger walls scattered randomly in a maze like fashion or some sort of fort for paintballing.  I stayed there to catch my breath and I felt something hit my arm.  It stung a lot, but I just ignored it and stayed there.  Then again I felt the same sharp pain fly across my arm.  I might have felt it one more time before I realized I was being shot.  It seemed like the man was aiming for me and not the cops.  It was as if he thought I had rated him out.  I couldn’t tell if the bullets were penetrating through the wall, ricocheting off the wall and hitting me, or if the man had a better angle than I thought.  Instead I instinctually got up and ran to the maze area where TJ was hiding.  I remember seeing him running even further away all the way past the maze.  I took cover again.  While I was waiting for the shoot out to end everything became chaos.  I heard the shoot out move.  I could not see what was going on around me because I was surrounded in this maze.  Shots were being fired from all directions until finally they seemed to have moved past me in the direction where TJ had run to.  It sounded like it had there were cars chasing the shooting.  The gun fight had now taken to the road.  I waited a while until the shots sounded so far in the distance that I was safe.  Right when I thought it was over I could hear it moving very rapidly towards me.  Now I started running back in the opposite direction, which is the direction I originally came from.  I quickly realized there is no way I’m going to out run them.  I got to the end of the maze and decided to hide behind the long wall that had a little corner on the side to hopefully keep me hidden.  I heard them getting close then they turned the corner and I hoped they would keep driving past me but they didn’t.  All of a sudden they were on foot and the man notices me.  There is only one cop left pointing his gun at the man, but it’s too late.  The man had spotted me, looked me straight in the eyes and shot me in the heart with what appeared to be a 9mm.  He had a big smile on his face the entire time.  I looked down for a second and thought to myself.  I have just been shot in the heart.  How can this be real?  I can’t die.  So then I realized it was a dream.  I spread my arms out to my sides and pulled them in pinching my shoulder blades in the back very slowly like a thai chi pose.  I pull my hands closer to the center of my chest where the bullet was and collapsed them together like hands that are praying pointing toward the man.  In this process I removed the bullet and healed my wound at the same time.  I then looked at the man who shot me and pushed my arms slightly forward and spread my fingers apart like I was going to shoot an energy blast at him like from DBZ.  I charged it for a short time and then extended my arms all the way and fired!  I hit him right in the chest and he flew into wall behind him and I woke up.

16.02.2012

The dream started with me back in Garcia Middle School.  I was looking for my first class, room number 538.  I can remember people running around everywhere in a panic trying to find their class.  I asked a random person, “Do you know where room 538 is?”  He responded, “I have no idea.”  Then he took off running.  I was in the hallway if you take an immediate left right from the entrance.  I continued further much slower than everyone else around me.  I stood there for a second watching everyone running to the left toward the hallways.  Nobody was going to the right into the court yard.  So I decided to go there.  I ran to the door and opened it quickly.

The next thing I know I am in a bathroom that reminds me of something from a saw movie.  

It has that dark feel.  Everything looks unclean with a tint of greenish hue.  I am scanning the area frantically.  There appears to be water damage everywhere as if the place was never cleaned.  I turn around the corner to my left and see and open room where one would think there are urinals to the right.  Instead it is just a run down dirty tile wall facing sinks on to my left.  I do a 180° and see a much smaller room with stalls.  I noticed someone or something is exiting the last stall.  I realize the only entrance is out the door I came in.  Once I saw that last stall opening I freaked and convince myself “they” were trying to lock me in here.  During this confusion, the door I entered in had yet to shut.  Immediately after I think that whatever is leaving that last stall is there to attack me I grab the door handle.  I can’t remember if I grabbed it in time.  There is a blur of chaos where I am freaking out.  I can remember kicking the door and somehow escaping having never encountered what was in that last stall.  I eventually storm out of this room.

I should be back inside the middle school, but instead I try to stop my momentum so I don’t fall into the water which now surrounds me.  I am on a small dock outside of this bathroom door.  I am surrounded by water with the bathroom door to my back.  In front of me there is a wall about 10 meters away which seems to continue endlessly to my left.  This wall along with the building behind me creates a narrow valley of water to my left.  It doesn’t look safe, nor do I know if there is an escape this way.  On my right side there is open water with another platform much bigger but jagged with a surface that cannot be determined from how far away I am at this point.  I am still panicking and scanning the area for anything to escape, for fear of the unknown that I believed was chasing.  I can’t remember if I can hear this thing behind the door or had convinced myself I was just hearing noises due to my paranoid.  All of a sudden I start to realize this is a dream.

I immediately jump straight forward off this dock and start flying extremely fast about 1 foot above the surface of the water causing a small wake behind me.  Again I felt like someone from DBZ.  I tell myself I must find her.  As I am flying at extremely fast speeds my vision starts to turn all staticy.  I see lots of flashing and pieces of my vision missing each time I blink.  It was almost as if my vision was a movie reel and someone had cut pieces out of it.  I start to wake up, but I am fighting it as much as I can.  I stop flying forward and start flying up into the air.  I am flailing all my limbs in an attempt to stop myself from waking.  Eventually the flashing stops and vision returns I am in control again.  I begin to fly forward  I see large mountains in the background and what appears to be a slope for snowboarding /skiing coming towards me but there is no one on the mountain.  There is snow in the middle but green on the outside.  I am blown away by what I see.  I am floating in the air admiring the view.

 I keep telling myself to find her.  I begin to lose control again.  It seemed that my attempts to find her were too strong and were causing my dream to collapse.  The same thing happens again.  Except this time, I am teleported to the level Windmill Plain from Diddy Kong Racing. 

Rather than being at the start I am behind the first windmill facing where the racing would be, but I never see them cause everything happens so fast and I wake up.

28.09.11

Last night my dream started on this random street.  It was really dark and reminded me of scene from Sin City.  For some reason I was on top of my car.  In my dream my car is some short of SUV.  I walked along the top closer to the front and jump up really high and landed on the front bumper on purpose.  I have no idea why.  When I landed on the ground I was slightly to the side of the drive’s side headlight, when I landed on it the car flipped up really high in the air.  The car landed on its side and rolled/bounce around me in a circle as I watched it finish the circle and stop very close to its original position.  As it bounced all around me I had no concern for my safety because I was not worried about myself at all only the damage the car had taken.  Then once it came to complete stop I realized my boss, Bala, was watching me and he said to me, “You got so lucky!”

Then the next thing I can remember is something is thrown or falls into this water that is just disgustingly filthy.  The surface of the water was probably about 1 foot of just pure pollution.  But I decided to jump into it.  I could feel the difference of the pollution layer, along with see the difference.  Once under it the water was much more clear and I was trying to find something, what that something was I can’t recall.  I remember looking at the bottom of the pool and thinking of t he first Saw movie.  The scene where there are two guys locked up in the same room.  It was something nasty looking like that.  But when I was staring down at this view looking for this object it felt as if there was a layer of oxygen and I didn’t need to hold my breath anymore.  It was weird.

The next thing I remember is coming up to the surface getting out and seeing Jelena Jankovic (professional women’s tennis player). 

I can’t remember if she was in a swimming suit but she was laying down on one of those common benches you find at pools.  It was one of the ones that can lay flat and have little notches on the back so you can adjust them to recline as well.  (the style of the one in the picture but a bench version of it). 

So Jelena is laying there along with other random people relaxed like they are tanning, even though it’s night time.  I can’t remember if I was with someone or just speaking to myself out loud.  But I kept saying, Jankovic is such a butterface.  

Somehow she heard me at some point and tried to follow after me.  I thought she was pissed.  But it seemed she wanted to get with me really badly.  It was almost as if she wanted to prove either: She isn’t a butterface or she is might be one, but makes up for it with her sexual ways.  She continued to follow me and try to seduce me.  At some point she trapped me and was able to throw me on my back.  She quickly full mounted me.  I felt so powerless.  She tried to kiss me but I was still resisting.  I was telling myself in my head, gosh her face is so ugly, but wow her body is amazing.  Then all of a sudden I just said, screw it and started kissing her ever so sweetly.  Jelena started to make it very sexual.  She was biting my lip a lot.  Digging in with her teeth and then pulling on it.  It felt so good.  Right as it’s getting good, I wake up.

Oldest Dream (I can remember)

It's not very exciting, weird, or wild but I thought I would begin with the oldest dream I can vividly remember.  This occurred when I was still living in Bedford.  It was probably when I was in 3rd or 4th grade (no later than after 5th).


It started with me working on something on this desk my mom has next to the stairs with all these antique dolls.  It was night time and the only light on was  inside this desk.  As far as I can remember in my childhood this light was always left on.  I think I was working on homework and my friend Adam was standing behind me helping me out.  I was kinda of reading out loud/mumbling to myself at one point.  I got confused by something or needed some help and asked Adam to help me.  But all I heard was silence.  I turn around and he was gone.  I had no idea where he went, but I thought to check upstairs first.  Even though it was pitch black, I ran up the stairs because I was scared!  When I got towards the top I tripped and fell to my knees.  I turned around and a ghost came flying at me.  It looked similar to the picture.  Not very creative but it came flying at me so fast making.  It made a spooky roaring "AAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH" noise that increase in volume the closer it go to me.  I woke up in fear scared to death!

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