27.08.2012

It began with a trip to Brasil to visit a friend.  I was at her parents’ house and it was a big party for a giant lunch for everyone: friends, family, etc…  We were in the backyard and this guy saw that I had some metal nunchakus.  He had a pair as well.  He said I must fight him.  We were about to start fighting when another big guy with metal claws.  One hand looked similar to Wolverine with 3 claws attached on top and the other had 5 claws attached to each finger similar to Sabretooth.  (The finger claws don’t look that fancy as the picture, just slick with no notches or designs.) 

I backed off and tried to keep my distance because I did not wanna be killed.  Everyone seemed to agree that 2 vs. 1 was not fair.  I can't remember exactly how it happened.  But I tried to eventually get in close and hold his arms down.  I believe I tackled him and had my legs wrapped around his arms to keep them down.  I think they bashed his head but I don’t remember any blood.  They said, He is dead.  I was not sure so I wrapped my legs around his leg and turned really fast until I heard his neck bone break.  Then I was sure he was dead, kinda like Sonya did to Kano in Mortal Kombat.  I did not use the same takedown method.

Next thing I know we are all inside eating this huge feast.  I’m digging into this huge cauldron pulls out these giant balls of cheese.

I’m not really sure what I was eating it looked similar to cheese grits but it balled up and stuck together.  It was not runny like cheese grits, but it was the same colors with some browner parts when the cheese burns a bit.

It was delicious!  I could not stop eating it.  But in the back of my mind I was thinking… I wonder if this is paleo.

The next thing I know it is night time.  The Gomez family is there along with my family.  Julie is in the kitchen helping make caipirinhas. 

For some reason I have a lime and I’m sucking on it.  Then Julie sees me and makes an “ughhh” noise.  She grabs it from me and put it in a drink.  I question her decision and she says, don’t worry it will be your drink.  I’m looking at the caipirinhas excited to get one.  They are all in varying sized cups.  We all line up to get our drinks and everyone gets a caipirinha except for me.  I’m sad, but thinking to myself, well, I guess it’s my fault since I rarely drink.  So everyone must have assumed I wasn’t drinking.

Everyone is sitting down eating now and a maid brings around a basket with all kinds of food.  By the time it gets to me the thing I wanted is gone.  She says she is going back to get more.  I don’t wanna wait so I try and find her.  I find her in one of the bedrooms and I grab a bagel sandwich with a fried egg in the middle and guacamole.  I’m super excited and I make a comment about the guacamole.  She asks, “You like the one with guacamole?”  I explain to her, “I LOVE guacamole!”

The next thing I know everyone is showering.  I’m trying to find one but they are all taken.  It seems I’m always the last one out.  I find one that’s just like a warm up shower for the real one.  It is just outside of a bathroom where someone is currently showering.  There is a television hung up on the ceiling and behind it is the shower head.  I start to take my warm up shower there and notice there is a waterproof ipod player on the ground.  I look at it and think man, these people are rich.  And I really want one of these!