I can remember being in the middle of a mall. I was gliding about somehow. I know this because I wasn’t walking anywhere I was smoothly flowing. I think I was on my feet the whole time but sliding around like Gumby.
I realized this cause at some point I exit the mall and said to myself, I haven’t been walking all day and now I am. I said this as I came out of me sliding on two feet. It was like what you do when you have socks on a wood floor except with shoes on, on concrete.
Now all of sudden I am with my friend named Edwin. I have co-worker named Edwin, but this guy neither looks like him nor acts like him in anyway. We are best friends though. He appears to be Hispanic and tries to act smooth all rico suave style. His hair is geled down in the front and looks pretty stupid in my opinion but he thinks he is the man. We walk into a club. The dance floor is to the left and bar right in front of us about 10 meters from the entrance. Edwin goes to order some drinks. The bar is very crowded and he squeezes his way to the front. These two short (about 5’5”) ghetto Mexican guys come up from behind us and try to order but Edwin blocks them off. I don’t know if it is on intentional or on accidental. I think Edwin just really wanted to get his drinks first. Then I over hear one of them say, dude we are going to get our big friend. They run out of the club to go get their “big friend.” I tell Edwin we gotta get out of here or at least move to the dance floor cause they are pissed at us. I tell him it’s 3 vs 2 dude! Edwin is just like whatever, you aren’t gonna stay with me? Then I’m not your best friend. Then he grabs the two guys on either side of him and says we are best friends now. And they all smile and laugh. I really had a bad feeling about this. So I go over to the start of the dance floor about 15 meters away from Edwin. The two Mexican guys come back with the Mexican version of Choi Hong-man (dude on the right).
Now Choi Hong-man is 7’2” but this guy is no 7 feet tall. I lived in a dorm with a 7 foot tall basketball player. This guy is closer to 8 feet tall. I swear we could all hear his footsteps. Edwin and his two new best friends turn around. The giant throws an uppercut with perfect form straight into the stomach of the guy to the left of Edwin. He instantly collapses to the ground. The giant then moves his way towards the dance floor. Of course Edwin plays it all cool like he knew he would be fine. Everyone clearly was scared of this guy. I didn’t want to act scared (even though I was) so I stood my ground. I started dancing to the music like he was just a normal person. I kept thinking in my head I look too mechanical he is going to notice something is up. Maybe his friends will tell him I was at the bar earlier or he will figure it out. He comes over to me and asks me something. I don’t remember the question. All I can remember is I didn’t answer. I continued to dance but while trying to keep the position of my feet in a solid muay thai stance.
I was light on my lead left leg ready to unload a death kick straight to the nuts if he tried anything. My hands were not position effectively to protect me because they were distracting him so he would think I am dancing. But I had my eyes lined up on my target... when I noticed… He was wearing a strap on! But instead of a dildo it was a microphone!?!? He started me down waiting for an answer to his question then chuckled and left. I was relieved to say the least.
I ventured out on the dance floor and as I got further from the bar people were sitting down listening to the live music being played. I saw Margeaux. I sat down with her then out of nowhere, what I thought was Spencer crawled out of the darkness to surprise me. He looked just like Spencer when he was younger but it was actually Winslow. I made some comment to Margeaux about it then left. I was going to find Edwin and leave. As I tried left a guy grabbed me and said something along the lines of let’s go back. At certain point I realized this guy was gay and he thought I was as well. I thought maybe cause I had my hair up like I normally do for work. So I turned him around and then found Margeaux again said, “This is my girlfriend.” She kinda looked at me in disgust at first, and I gave her the signal like, hey save me here! This dude is gay and he is trying to pick me up. I grabbed Margeaux’s arm and he let go of me. I kept thinking to myself please don’t ask me to kiss her because I can’t do that to Frans. It would feel so wrong. Then Margeaux said, “Let’s dance,” to get him off my trail. We started dancing and she kept laughing because I kept tripping over my own feet. Not only was I horrible, but she was leading as well. Then all of sudden they started to play the Celine Dion Titantic song “My Heart Will Go On.”
Margeaux got so happy and start dancing very sexually. She took both hands and started rubbing my chest. I think she did it underneath my shirt, I can’t remember. I just kept thinking to myself, what the hell am I supposed to do? She was completely zoned out just singing the song and dancing with me. I thought to myself do I do the same thing? Then quickly realized I can’t do that! She had boobs. So I just kinda rubbed her side and her back. It was quite strange since I know she has a boyfriend.
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