30.06.2012

I was out in the country and I stumbled upon a big tree next to someone’s house.  It looked old with a giant hole in the middle of it at the base like some sort of animal might live there.  I found scrambled eggs all over the tree.  Rather than being all chopped up, there were in thin circular sheets.  The eggs were shaped like giant pancakes draped all over the tree like Salvador Dali’s melting clock from his famous piece.

I ate some and it was the most delicious egg I had ever eaten.  I said out loud, “This is unpasteurized milk.  It is amazing.”  I thought to myself my mom was wrong all these years.  [Somehow in this dream I knew there was milk in the eggs, or it was just my dream logic.  Which mean it does not make any sense.]  I was with a bunch of people from the gym, but the only one I can recall was Charlie G.  He grabbed something sticky and it looked to be a human eyeball.  When he picked it up it was dripping and oozing juices.  The further he pulled it from the tree it appeared to just continue to stretch like cheese on a hot pizza.  We then thought maybe someone was murdered here and hidden.  We looked around and found a human arm.  When someone picked it up it started melting in their hands.

We all split up and ran off looking for something.  Imagine fields of corn that are so high you feel you are trapped in a maze of maize.  This is where we all ran into.  At this point I left my body and saw myself running in 3^rd person. 

The next thing I remember I am in a bathroom.  I’m laying down on a shelf up high.  To my back there is a wall, my feet are pointing towards a shower, and my head is pointing to what I believe to be a locker room.  I have a blanket covering most of my body.  My head is poking out and my eyes are trying to see the two guys talking.  The bathroom is lite with a dark, dull, blueish tint, but I am still able to make out that these are two dark, ripped, black guys that look like they could destroy you if they wanted.  They reminded me of how Wesley Snipes looked in Blade.

It was difficult to hear what they are talking about because it sounds as if the shower is running next to me.  I have no idea their intention, but their body language leads me to believe it is a secretive conversation.  This leaves a uneasy feeling inside me.  I am trying to make it look as if I am sleeping by squinting my eyes and covering up most of my body.  I felt like I would be safe if they believe I was asleep.  I gathered nothing and eventually fell asleep.

I awoke 7 years in the future.  [I have not been playing Ocarina of Time, but maybe I should be.]  I find myself at a playground sitting on top of the monkey bars.  My cousins April, Kristen, and Aunt Kim are all there.  My aunt reminds me about the blonde girl we all thought would be beautiful when she grew up.  My aunt said to me, look now you are both older (because we are 7 years in the future, but while my age felt static it seemed everyone else had grown up around me).  I look over at her.  She had long golden blonde wavy hair.  I’m even a fan of blondes but it looked stunning.  As she passed by she threw her hair over one shoulder and I got a glimpse of her dace.  She had a very attractive face.  Once I looked down at her cut off blue jeans shorts, I noticed she was too skinny.  I was instantly un-interested and quickly distracted when I saw my dog!  She was a medium sized dog.  Her coat was white with auburn colors mixed in (reminded me of my grandparents on my father's side old carpet).  It was also very curly (like my family's old dog Raisin).  Although, I called her Roxie (my family's current dog).

But I knew that was not her name.  But I had no memory of ever knowing this dog’s name.  None the less, we were ecstatic to see each other.  Out of nowhere, I somehow obtained a weed omelet.  It was like a weed brownie but an omelet instead.  I decided to feed it to my dog for some insane reason.